we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
