I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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