from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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