I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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