We named our party play list daddy issues
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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