He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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