you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
