so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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