using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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