I'd wear matching sweaters with you
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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