Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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