a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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