I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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