Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
50% drunk capacity currently
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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