I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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