i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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