how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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