You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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