no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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