Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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