if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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