so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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