the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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