There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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