Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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