brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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