Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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