did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I think my moral compass just broke
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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