how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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