I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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