I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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