On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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