these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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