like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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