Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
