i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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