K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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