What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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