And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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