You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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