i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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