There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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