Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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