While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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