whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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