I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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