i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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