Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
