what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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