If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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