He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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