I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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