i permit you to call me
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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