Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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