Already got asked if we're dating
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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