You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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