fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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